It’s that time of year again: time for those pesky SJWs to rewrite the lyrics to all your favorite Christmas songs and complain that A Christmas Carol isn’t Marxist enough. Join Carter and Keri for a problematic Christmas, featuring instant classics such as:

Baby, It’s Triggering Outside
Christmas Got Run Over by a Leftist
I’m Dreaming of a Diver End of the Fiscal Year

Also, Merry Christmas from Unsafe Space to you and yours.